thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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electrikmoonlight:

gailsimone:

languageofghosts:

comicbookmisogyny dcwomenkickingass
wonder woman knew what was up with whiny nerdboys and neckbeards a while ago

Wonder Woman asks good questions.

yea, this is a good point. If you’re so much better and smarter than me, why is your vocabulary limited to only “whore cunt slut feminazi dyke bitch?” lol

electrikmoonlight:

gailsimone:

languageofghosts:

comicbookmisogyny dcwomenkickingass

wonder woman knew what was up with whiny nerdboys and neckbeards a while ago

Wonder Woman asks good questions.

yea, this is a good point. If you’re so much better and smarter than me, why is your vocabulary limited to only “whore cunt slut feminazi dyke bitch?” lol

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15 Favorite Disney Films (Including: Live Action, Pixar, and other Disney owned films)
#04: Pocahontas;
"Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us. This is the path I choose, Father. What will yours be?"

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The Writers Pre-Premiere: Well, the fandom is gonna go crazy over Ezekiel
*Premiere*
Fandom: TRACTOR ANGEL TRACTOR ANGEL FOLLOW YOUR DREAMSSSSSSS
The Writers: .....
The Actors: ......
The Rest of Tumblr: .....

bri-ecrit:

gentlemanbones:

Link!

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inconsistentblogger:

Never in my life have I wanted matching icons with someone so badly

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ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:

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lauren-draws-things:

skuboglesby:

this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun

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i’m glad i’ve saved this image for so long

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So I wrote this poem

fandomsmaketheworldbetter:

I was wondering if you guys would read it a give me some feed back that would be amazing

So here goes

"Young nieve dreams
Pennies dropped into fountains
Breaths wasted on eyelashes
Eager clock watching
When did I lose these

Sweer, hopeless dreams
Turn nightmares of black
Soul turned cold
Long before the sun went down

"Life’s giving us a chance."

-“To do what?”

"To give a shit."

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the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

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fragile-skyy:

major-leaque:

when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time. 

THANK YOU!!!

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buildabitchworkshop:

according to popular show like pretty little liars

teen girls dress like this everyday

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with a completely different outfit every single day never wearing the same thing

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at school

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and they are all flawlessly beautiful and have impeccable bodies

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u know what teenage girls really look like?

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or this

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or this

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and wear shit like this

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adn this

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why is it so fucking hard to have a show that portrays girls in a realistic flawed way. why do we keep lying to ourselves so much

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